there is a car called the wiener mobile right outside my car righ thits second
please look at htis i’m going to get a picture with it righ tnow
thsi is the best day of my life
this is the best day of my life
LEARN UR PERSPECTIVE BASICS, KIDS! ╰(´◔ω◔ `)╯
Chowder is old enough to be on Boomerang guess it’s time to join AARP and replace everything in my diet with prunes
THE PLOT THICKENS, ADORABLY: HELLO KITTY ACTUALLY IS A CAT, OWNERSHIP OF CHARMMY IS ONCE AGAIN VERY DISTURBING
By Chris Sims
This week the world was rocked by the reveal that Hello Kitty, global icon of cuteness, was not a cat. After being revealed during Sanrio’s corrections of a museum exhibit celebrating Kitty’s 40th anniversary, the news quickly went global, shocking the world and causing people to question everything they had ever been taught, abandoning the laws of God and man in order to tear down a society built entirely on lies.
Well, it turns out that the hours we spent laying on the floor questioning our own existence might’ve been a little premature. Following up on that initial correction, Kotaku got in touch with Sanrio’s Tokyo headquarters, whereupon they were informed that “It’s going too far to say that Hello Kitty is not a cat. Hello Kitty is the personification of a cat.”
So.. that should clear everything up. Except for the part where Kitty definitely still owns a cat of her own, I mean. That’s still weird as all heck.
I don’t curse people, I bless everyone around them.
Been playing with this concept for a while.
I love this. So much.
this should be posted everywhere
the whole ‘santa is real’ thing didnt work out for my family for very long because my dad would get all video games from ebay so it’d be like
santa got you this unboxed cartrage of Pokemon Puzzle League with the name Michael written in on the back in sharpie merry christmas